They always say 'kill your darlings'. Usually I do this with the client or my creative director involved. But in this case that was not an option. That's why I installed a boo button in the pdf. I linked it with an Arduino Uno that will shock me in a very inconvenient place every time you press it. Urging me to be more ambitious next time. At the same time you will be presented with a hopefully better answer for that particular question. it all depends on you though...

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"Isn't all this technically cheating?" No. It's 'creative problem solving'.  I did everything you asked within deadline. This is just gravy. Go ahead. Don't touch it.